California Road Trip

John Wayne’s Zombie

This is a tongue-in-cheek account of the events my dysfunctional family went through on the horsey section of our California ...

our meaty transport

The Boss took us to where our meaty transport was parked and said that he would pair each of us ...

celebrity ranch dressing

The ranch we were headed to was located in the Santa Ynez mountains somewhere north of Santa Barbara. Although they ...

talking to bob

We set off from the ranch in a line-astern formation. Bob was at the front, followed by my spare organs, ...

do lions taste like chicken?

Bob shouted, and pointed out an area to our right. He said that a dead mountain lion had been found ...

should I take the red or blue pill?

Although the scenery of the Santa Ynez mountains was beautiful, my dark humour Tourettes kept goading me to do something stupid… ...