California Road Trip

John Wayne’s Zombie

This is a tongue-in-cheek account of what happened when my dysfunctional family went horse riding in California. It’s got a dead lion, ...
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our meaty transport

The Boss took us to where our meaty transport was parked and said that he would pair each of us ...
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celebrity ranch dressing

The ranch we were headed to was located in the Santa Ynez mountains somewhere north of Santa Barbara. Although they ...
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talking to bob

We set off from the ranch in a line-astern formation. Bob was at the front, followed by my spare organs, ...
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do lions taste like chicken?

Bob shouted, and pointed out an area to our right. He said that a dead mountain lion had been found ...
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should I take the red or blue pill?

Although the scenery of the Santa Ynez mountains was beautiful, my dark humour Tourettes kept goading me to do something stupid… ...
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