California Road Trip

John Wayne’s Zombie

A big part of our California road trip was to try new things that were out of our comfort zone; ...
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celebrity ranch dressing

The ranch we were headed to was located in the Santa Ynez mountains north of Santa Barbara. Although they weren’t ...
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our meaty transport

The Boss took us to where our meaty transport was parked and said that he would pair us up with ...
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talking to bob

We set off from the ranch line astern. Bob at the front, followed by my spare organs, Miss Whiplash, the ...
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do lions taste like chicken?

Bob shouted, and pointed out an area to our right. He said that a mountain lion had been found half ...
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should I take the red or blue pill?

Although the scenery of the Santa Ynez mountains was beautiful, my dark humour TourettesĀ kept encouraging me to do something stupid… ...
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